Barry’s ordered himself a Zoe monitor. Before he puts it on tomorrow he’s abusing himself as much as humanly possible. New year new me.

Me and boys are all about Gorpcore. We’re entrenched in the outdoor lifestyle, activewear and activity gear. Perfect for the hard Manchester streets and cobbled terrain of Market street.

Noel’s been having a tough time as of late. Another lonely Valentine’s Day has forced him to take drastic actions and take his love protest to the streets. So if you’re lonely in your 20’s. Like cutting own hair, using crystals instead of deodorant and love The twilight saga, then there’s ‘Noel-way’ you won’t fall head over heels for this gangly stud!

I’m very important at business. Here’s me attending a zoom conference call…